Our darling little Lad
not feeling well,
His bum did burn
from a diarrhea germ.
He gave to another
not by his will.
and cousin did his
pants and undies fill.
Grandma got it and
tried not to spread it
This germ is not fun
It causes a brown run.
Grandma went to work
and tried to wash often
But a lady that works there
came down with her share.
This little germ is fast and very
social. It was determined to
be everywhere
-so when we meet again
we'll bring our own bottle of desitin
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Hope your all having a great week. The
germ dosen't last long. Mom
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
The little brown germ
Posted by marlenegetsmail at 8:14 PM
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WELL DONE MARLENE!
And the germ doesn't last long? Honestly, that's crap (pun intended). Thacks had SEVEN bowel movements a couple days ago.
SEVEN.
Thanks to a certain cutie patootie little blonde boy, combined with my son's unsightly habits, we've had to go back to diapers. Let me just say thanks to the makers of Desitin, as well.
And Paynes, no hard feelings. (But if you find a bag of flaming poop on your doorstep, it totally wasn't us.) :)
Mom you're so clever! I still think we should get your childrens stories published!
EWWWWWW!
What a riot! Mom, I love the poem! And again Paul and Kristyn, we are soooooo sorry about that. You child wasn't the only one drinking the water but I think my kids were already immune to the bug. Who doesn't want to gulp mouths full of jacuzzi-stinky-bum infested water! I feel bad because we let him get in with us in the first place.
Sorry mom that you got it too. Ugh.
Some bugs are so very social that you can't stop the thing.Don't worry. Love ya mom
Great writing, not so great topic!
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